Kanye West’s wild McDonald’s order has us hankering for a Yeezus fast food collaboration.
Yesterday, the king of publicity stunts strode the streets of Berlin in a freaky rubber mask, which he later removed to reveal an eyebrow-raising haircut.
While in Die Hauptstadt, Ye also stopped by McDonald’s for a taste of the best cuisine Germany has to offer. Thanks to Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet, fan account @dondasplace got the scoop on what Mister Poopy-di Scoop himself indulged in.
Kanye allegedly ordered: one large caramel Frappé, one Chicken Tasty (a sandwich exclusive to Europe), one medium fries, one large chocolate milkshake, one three-pack of hot wings, and six barbecue dipping sauces.
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In case you didn’t clock that, he requires two sauce packets per chicken wing.
The news of Ye’s eccentric order comes hot on the heels of Megan Thee Stallion’s Popeyes team-up, the latest in a seemingly never-ending sequence of celebrity fast food collabs.
As passé as rapper-backed Big Macs have become, a limited-edition Kanye West meal would be an undeniable hit. In fact, it might just make fast food hype fun again.
Ye's McDonalds order order according to Aftonbladet pic.twitter.com/hOf4HMh06i
— dondasplace (@dondasplace) October 18, 2021
I can see it now: the meal would be served in a nondescript paper bag, akin to those Kanye’s YEEZY x GAP hoodies are packaged in.
Unbranded black cartons would hold Ye’s favorite fare and his two dairy-based drinks would arrive in blacked-out water bottles. The meal’s copious amounts of barbecue sauce would be black, too.
And McDonald’s employees would serve the collab in uniforms designed by Balenciaga‘s Demna Gvasalia, no stranger to fast food-inspired fashion.
YEEZY x Gap makes sense when you consider all KW has ever wanted is some sort of hybrid of McDonald’s, Walmart, and Margiela.
— Jian DeLeon (@jiandeleon) June 26, 2020
The partnership is a match made in heaven. In 2018, the rapper tweeted, “McDonald’s is my favorite restaurant” and in 2016 he shared, “McDonalds is my favorite brand” — unsurprising, considering his love of GAP, another American staple.
McDonald’s is my favorite restaurant
— ye (@kanyewest) November 4, 2018
He even wrote a poem about McDonald’s that includes the incredibly spot-on line, “Always knew them French fries was evil man / Smelling all good and shit.”
Given Kanye’s longstanding love for the Golden Arches and his ultra-devoted fan base, a McDonald’s co-sign is a no-brainer in terms of marketability and profitability.
Sadly, there are zero signs that the pair have a meal in the works so it might be up to Kanye’s other favorite restaurant, Chick-Fil-A, to pick up the slack.